Ninja Cat comes closer without moving!
Stumbled upon this video, quite funny and equally scary!
Got scared @ 1.08
You are a loser on Internet when…
You know that you are a loser on Internet when…
1.You don’t know how to write in proper English. You use “ma” instead of “my”, “watevea” instead of “whatever” or “heLLo” instead of “Hello”. You put extra letters to a word. For example; “LiFE3” in lieu of “Life”. You prefer to use sms language on forums. Moreover, you think that it’s cool to write like this.
2.While browsing these sites, you send friend requests to girls and continuously check out their profiles. If they don’t accept it then also you keep on sending requests.
3.You try to use “Unlock Photo Albums Scripts” on the profiles of girls or your ex-lovers.
4.You just can’t complete your sentence without typing “Lolz”.
5.You send forward messages to your friends as scraps. For example; “Your mother will die if u don’t forward it to 10 people”, “I’ll sleep with your girlfriend if you don’t send it to 100 people”.
6.You’ve 200+ friends on Orkut but you don’t know half of them. Moreover, you don’t even talk to them. This is because you think that having 200+ friends makes you popular.
7.You have a fake profile to spy on your ex- girlfriend/ boyfriend.
8.You’re using a picture of Hannah Montana/Hilary Duff as your profile picture.
9.You don’t know your neighbor but you know about the latest games on Myspace.
10.You fight with people in communities and forums while in real life you don’t have the guts to say anything.
11.In real life, you say “LOL” in place of laughing.
12.After reading this, you are totally pissed off at me and now you’re going to the comment box to abuse me.
13.You copy this whole guide and forward it to your friends through email or post it on social networking websites or internet forums.
Well, only the 13th point is apt on me. How many are true on your side?
What Rajnikant can do!
Long ago, there used to be an image circulating in forwarded mails stating the facts which The Sultan can do. Well, here are some new facts which were recently discovered :
- Rajnikant makes onions cry
- Rajnikant can delete the Recycle Bin.
- Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Rajnikant can build a snowman….. out of rain.
- Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Rajnikant can drown a fish.
- When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
- When Rajnikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikant and Rajnikant.
- Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further. - The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.
- Rajnikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
- Bullets dodge Rajnikant.
- A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
- Rajnikant’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.
- If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
- Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- Once a cobra bit Rajnikant’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- When Rajnikant gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.
- Rajnikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
- Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikant can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
- Rajnikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
- It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikant.
- Rajnikant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikant only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
- With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
- The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death.
- When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Rajnikant can divide by zero.
Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction,
there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.
Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise
invented pink.
In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That
is the story of the universe.
Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one
who has encountered Rajnikant”
Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
It shows now 400+ results. Thanks to these facts.
Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
Long live the star!!
Great quotes from Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Linus Torvalds
Here are some of the best quotes from three of the most influential people in the history of operating systems: Steve Jobs (Apple), Linus Torvalds (Linux) and Bill Gates (Microsoft).
Some of these quotes may surprise you, especially the older ones.
Steve Jobs
Let’s start with the man who co-founded Apple in 1976, left the company in 1985, then came back and saved the day in 1997.
1991:
What a computer is to me is the most remarkable tool that we have ever come up with. It’s the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds.
1994, while he was obviously not working at Apple:
If I were running Apple, I would milk the Macintosh for all it’s worth — and get busy on the next great thing. The PC wars are over. Done. Microsoft won a long time ago.
1996, on Bill Gates:
I wish him the best, I really do. I just think he and Microsoft are a bit narrow. He’d be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once or gone off to an ashram when he was younger.
1997, on Apple products:
The products suck! There’s no sex in them anymore!
2003, a modest comment on the iPod and iTunes:
It will go down in history as a turning point for the music industry. This is landmark stuff. I can’t overestimate it!
2006, on Microsoft:
Our friends up north spend over five billion dollars on research and development and all they seem to do is copy Google and Apple.
2007, on his $1 annual salary:
I make fifty cents for showing up … and the other 50 cents is based on my performance.
Bill Gates
Now on to the man who co-founded Microsoft in 1975 and later became the richest man in the world.
1980:
There’s nobody getting rich writing software that I know of.
1983:
We will never make a 32-bit operating system.
1984:
The next generation of interesting software will be done on the Macintosh, not the IBM PC.
1987:
I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all time.
1991:
If people had understood how patents would be granted when most of today’s ideas were invented, and had taken out patents, the industry would be at a complete standstill today.
1993:
The Internet? We are not interested in it.
1995:
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
1996, on the oft-quoted “640K ought to be enough for anybody.”
I’ve said some stupid things and some wrong things, but not that. No one involved in computers would ever say that a certain amount of memory is enough for all time… I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640K of memory is enough.
1998:
Microsoft looks at new ideas, they don’t evaluate whether the idea will move the industry forward, they ask, ‘how will it help us sell more copies of Windows?’
1998, memo to the Office product group:
One thing we have got to change in our strategy - allowing Office documents to be rendered very well by other people’s browsers is one of the most destructive things we could do to the company. We have to stop putting any effort into this and make sure that Office documents very well depends on PROPRIETARY IE capabilities.
2001:
Microsoft has had clear competitors in the past. It’s a good thing we have museums to document that.
2004:
Spam will be a thing of the past in two years’ time.
Linus Torvalds
Finally, the man who in 1991 started to work on what would become Linux.
1991:
I’m doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won’t be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones.
1996:
Some people have told me they don’t think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They’d be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
1998:
My name is Linus Torvalds and I am your god.
2001:
Do you pine for the days when men were men and wrote their own device drivers?
2003:
Really, I’m not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.
2006:
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
2006:
Which mindset is right? Mine, of course. People who disagree with me are by definition crazy. (Until I change my mind, when they can suddenly become upstanding citizens. I’m flexible, and not black-and-white.)
2007:
I have an ego the size of a small planet.
2008:
Security people are often the black-and-white kind of people that I can’t stand. I think the OpenBSD crowd is a bunch of monkeys, in that they make such a big deal about concentrating on security to the point where they pretty much admit that nothing else matters to them.
Sources:
Images from Wikimedia Commons: Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Linus Torvalds.
Quotes found on Wikiquote.org.
Blog Post taken from : Royal Pingdom
Farreys - Review
Farreys provide unique, high quality products with best professional service. The products they offer range from lamps and lamp shades, table lamps, floor lamps, desk lamps, piano lamps, torchieres, etc. at lowest of the prices from loads of top brand manufacturers which include Ambience, Hinkley Lighting, ForeCast, and many others.
With their quick lamp product search tool, customers can filter their required lamps by sorting out according to lamp brand, lamp style or application, type of finish, price range, etc.
Indoor Lighting Fixtures are the wired lights which can provide complete illumination for house-hold lighting according to your desired mood. These include pendant lights, chandeliers, flush ceiling, picture frame, semi-flush ceiling, spotlight, wall mounted lights, etc.
Outdoor Lighting Fixtures are also the wired lights to a structure outside your home to provide safety with style. You again have many options under your disposal.
Here is a screenshot of the website:-
eRoomService
If stylish furniture needs a definition, then perhaps eRoomService would be the best company to do so.
eRoomService master in all types of Modern Furniture required for the different types of room in a home.
The categories are divided into 4 types of rooms :
Contemporary Furniture have unmatched selection of designs to suit your living room. The Living Room page shows you a thumbnail of the proposed design of Sofas, and the Price. The state-of-art design would be your excuse to brag around your friends.
Italian Furniture for your kitchen is something which everyone would like to boast about these days. And eRoomService delivers the same.
Google Chrome
It’s Google again, and ofcourse it’s the best from the rest. I just installed the latest open-source web browser named Google Chorme and writing this blog post from it.
Though it’s still in the BETA stage, and I am no master in the developing field, so I just tested it’s basic features and played with the dynamic tab controls. As they have mentioned in one of their pages, “just like it’s homepage, it’s neat and clean.”
This web browser has been made by using v8 and JavaScript virtual machine. Also, it has been inspired by Mozilla Firefox (the tabs), Opera (the new tab page) and Safari (elegant look).
So just download and enjoy another Google’s goody.
Agonies of a CR
Was I pre-occupied or was I too lazy to update my blog? Ask my friends, and they will tell the latter because I didn’t have anything to pre-occupy myself from blogging. Before jumping into the title, I would like to inform you what made me go away from my blog for such a long time.
And here I present to you Hackits.De. This website is filled with a variety of Crypts, CrackMe(s), Programming based challenges, and my favorite JavaScript challenges. Currently I am ranked 396 out of some 31,000 (Whew, I made it to the Top 500)
Now coming to the main point. I am in the 3rd Semester of my Engineering Course (senior??) and I don’t know what the reason was for making me the Class Representative. Not that I hate doing this job, but there are few things I have to bear along with the special attention I am getting from all the teachers (Jeez, I love being in the limelight). I have become like a dholak - get hit from both the sides. Can’t change the decision of the lecturer (to some extent) and as a result also disappoint few students. I was actually thinking of naming the title as, “Confessions of a CR”, but I don’t want to be like Pritam (Mr. Plagiarist).
—To Be Updated—
Direct TV
Direct TV is a Direct-To-Home (DTH) service provider in the USA.
What makes DirectTV different from other DTH providers is the service of High Defintion(HD) media. This is means better picture and sound quality than the Dish TV which offers DVD picture and CD sound quality.
Direct TV is an authorized DIRECTV Reseller, and one of the Elite Top 50 DIRECTV dealers of the years 2005, 2006, and 2007. You can try getting a quote easily from the homepage in just 4 steps. Just choose what you need and the website will give you the exact expenditure requried for DirectTV.
Easy selection of packages filters your choice of getting the required channels without paying extra money for the rest. Not only that, if you have more than one Television Set in your home, then just buying another box will get you the connection and it will share the same dish installed at your premises. Though, one problem is that you have to pay for the subscription of the extra box.
A special feature of Direct TV is this DirectTV Specials which has cool offers on bulk packages and movie orders. Check the link for more details on this.
Overall, Direct TV is a better option than the rest because of only one distinguishing service, and that is of HD.
Web Hosting Articles & Tutorials
Lately, I have been seeing this trend that people are searching for web hosts to start their own website or a blog. And in this blog post, I will be showing you all on how to search for the best host which meets all your requirements.
I stumbled upon this website which has lots of web hosting tutorials. This website tells you how start your website from scratch. Starting from tips from choosing the domain name, to the required features from cheap hosting websites.
On the left side of the website, you will see the boxes which are aptly named related with the web hosts like, the Top 10 web hosts, Categories (which filter the hosts according to the software package they give to their customers), Post Tags (which show the mostly searched keywords), and a unique Hosting Awards 2008 section which feature the best of best hosts in their respective fields.
There is a page called as Directory which gives a detailed review about all the web hosts present on the Internet. As a conclusion, I would like to direct my readers who wish to own a website of their own to search for a good host in this website and launch it.
